Smart Johnny Vs Class Teacher

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

The Ballad Of The Sad Café And Other Stories

“ First of all, love is a joint experience between two persons — but the fact that it is a joint experience does not mean that it is a similar experience to the two people involved. There are the lover and the beloved, but these two come from different countries. Often the beloved is only a stimulus for all the stored-up love which had lain quiet within the lover for a long time hitherto. And somehow every lover knows this. He feels in his soul that his love is a solitary thing. He comes to know a new, strange loneliness and it is this knowledge which makes him suffer. So there is only one thing for the lover to do. He must house his love within himself as best he can; he must create for himself a whole new inward world — a world intense and strange, complete in himself. Let it be added here that this lover about whom we speak need not necessarily be a young man saving for a wedding ring — this lover can be man, woman, child, or indeed any human creature on this earth.
Now, the beloved can also be of any description. The most outlandish people can be the stimulus for love. A man may be a doddering great-grandfather and still love only a strange girl he saw in the streets of Cheehaw one afternoon two decades past. The preacher may love a fallen woman. The beloved may be treacherous, greasy-headed, and given to evil habits. Yes, and the lover may see this as clearly as anyone else — but that does not affect the evolution of his love one whit. A most mediocre person can be the object of a love which is wild, extravagant, and beautiful as the poison lilies of the swamp. A good man may be the stimulus for a love both violent and debased, or a jabbering madman may bring about in the soul of someone a tender and simple idyll. Therefore, the value and quality of any love is determined solely by the lover himself.
It is for this reason that most of us would rather love than be loved. Almost everyone wants to be the lover. And the curt truth is that, in a deep secret way, the state of being beloved is intolerable to many. The beloved fears and hates the lover, and with the best of reasons. For the lover is forever trying to strip bare his beloved. The lover craves any possible relation with the beloved, even if this experience can cause him only pain.
Carson McCullers ,

Headies 2015 -Full List Of Winners

Last night was one of the most controversial night's in the history of the HEADIES with the Olamide and Don Jazzy drama..
Well,away from this ,Bovi did an excellent job as the co-host and was considered the man of the night ..
Take a look at the list of winners below
Headies Hall of Fame
2Face Idibia
Best Street-Hop Artiste
Olamide (‘Bobo’)
Best Pop Single
‘Godwin’ by Korede Bello
Best Male Performance
Timi Dakolo (‘Wish me well’)
Best R&B single
‘Wish me well’ by Timi Dakolo
Best rap single
‘King kong’ by Vector
Best Vocal Performance (female)
Aramide (‘Iwo Nikan)
Best Ragga/dancehall single
‘German juice’ by Cynthia Morgan
Best Music Video
‘Katapot’ (by Reekado Banks, video shot by Unlimited L.A)
Best Collaboration
‘Local Rappers’ – Reminisce ft Olamide, Phyno & StormRex
Best Rap Album
“Chairman” by M.I
Best Music Producer
Legendary Beatz (‘Ojuelegba’)
Lyricist On The Roll
Vector
Next Rated
Reekado Banks
Revelation of The Year
Yemi Alade
Recording of the year
‘Wish me well’ – Timi Dakolo
Best Alternative Song
‘Sade’ – Adekunle Gold
Special Recognition Award
Don Jazzy
Best Pop/R&B Album
AYO – Wizkid
Artiste of The Year
Olamide
Song of The Year
‘Ojuelegba’ – Wizkid
Rookie of The Year
YCee

Wande Coal's Surprising Reaction To Olamide & Don Jazzy's 2015 Headies Drama

Wande Coal is now trending for his reaction on twitter as he posted just a few minutes after the Don Jazzy, Olamide clash at Headies Awards. He then followed Olamide on Twitter. He is definitely expressing himself now with the avenue Olamide created.

Olamide Attacks Don Jazzy On Twitter After Headies Award Clash

Drama begins earlier than expected between Nigeria celebrities as Olamide and Don Jazzy has officially started off with a bang and if any industry beef tops this year, I'll be seriously surprised. Olamide has taken to his Twitter page to rip into Don Jazzy after a clash at the Headies awards. So here's what happened. Reekado Banks, who is under Mavin Records beat the likes of Lil Kesh, Korede Bello, Cynthia Morgan and Kiss Daniel to win The Next Rated Award for 2015.
This obviously didn't go well with Olamide and he made his feelings known when he climbed the stage with the whole YBNL team, when his artist Adekunle Gold won the award for Best Alternative act for his song, Shade.
While expressing his appreciation, LilKesh prostrated before Olamide who then took the mic and said; "This award belongs to Lil Kesh. Lil Kesh is our own Next Rated artist. F**k that shit! The streets ti take over. Every f**king single was a hit back to back. From lyrically to Shoki to Efejoku. Ko ni dafun Iya anybody", he then threw the mic down and they all walked off the stage.
After Olamide's speech, Don Jazzy won The lifetime Achievement Award & while taking his award, he addressed Olamide's rant on stage. He said "Egbon Olamide, if you want the car, come and take it." (Next Rated win comes with a car).
Olamide went nuts after this and came for Don Jazzy on Twitter. Sit back and relax as we unveil everything that is and will transpire between these two top-notch.

Eva Alordiah Gets Marriage Proposal While Performing On Headies Stage

The female rapper was doing her thing on stage  alongside Victoria Kimani at the Headies awards when her boyfriend Ceaser came on stage and popped the question. A shocked Eva accepted and they kissed on stage. Big congrats to them .

10 Richest Football Clubs In 2015

Football is a really expensive sport with vast investments and crazy bills for transfers. Here are the 10 most expensive teams.
10. AC Milan – £510million
9. Juventus – £550million
8. Liverpool – £646million
7. Arsenal – £850million
6. Chelsea – £900million
5. Manchester City – £910million
4. Bayern Munich – £1.5billion
3. Manchester United – £2.03billion
2. Barcelona – £2.1billion
1. Real Madrid – £2.17billion

CHECK OUT DIAMOND WRIST WATCH WORTH OVER 200 MILLION NAIRA

This diamond wristwatch is worth in excess of 200 million naira when converted. It must do more than just tell the time uhn..Should be able to tell when the world will end

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CHECK OUT KARDASHIAN SISTERS IN NEW YEAR PICTURES

Mrs West posted this picture on instagram of herself with her sisters Kourtney and Kendall..They look to be in festive mood holding tumblers..Kim is the best posed in the picture tho

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CHECK OUT SOME OF THE HOTTEST KYLIE JENNER INSTAGRAM PICTURES

Kylie Jenner has been posting semi-nudes and other pics that test the limits of IG's no-nudity policy for quite some time now.

But this past August, Kylie turned 18, which means 2015 will forever be known as the year that the youngest Jenner sister took her seductive poses and barely-there attire to a decidedly adult level.

It's impossible to pick just one photo that the reality star posted as the most shocking, and some of her pics were actually surprising for how modest they are.

I figure if Kylie would get tattoos this year,you wouldn't need a microscope to see them.)

So check out the gallery below for Kylie's most memorable IG posts of 2015.she may even push the envelope even more next year.. no idea how that's possible.

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JASON DERULO HITS THE BEACH WITH 50 CENT'S BABY MOMMA

Jason Derulo has finally gotten over Jordin Sparks as he hit Miami beach with 50cent's baby mama,Daphene Joy..
They are said to be fully dating now and Daphene is the mother of 50 cent's second son,

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"Love In Life"- Bolakale Akanbi.

This article was mailed to us and I feel I should share it with all so that we can learn one or two things or improve ourselves and also a new year gift from me to you
In life we live,learn,love,lie,make mistakes and go through challenges, in one of these  listed,you do every other thing in it.
What can that be?
LOVE; a very strong world. When in love
1: You create a world that you live in and share with someone.
2: You observe and learn from each other cause no one is perfect.
3: You even get to love the LOVE.
4: You lie to get the LOVE or to keep the LOVE very much alive.
5: Make silly mistakes
6: Go through undermining challenges of getting acquainted with someone you either know before or is a total stranger in order to satisfy your feelings for the person, and also going through challenges like attention,care,money,rivalry etc.
What is LOVE?
Love doesn't have a specific definition,we all define it as it suits us. The only common definition is that love is a feeling.
When given the chance to LOVE or receive love you get to explore feelings,romance and attitudes cause Love is
1: An adventure where you get to know the strong ones and the weaklings,your strength and capabilities and where you show love and sometimes lust.
2:  An Experience of love or lust where you have to embrace it or dish it out. You get to experience true love or one night stand and in some occasions 'friends with benefits'
3: A lifestyle where you get exposed to all sorts of characters and attitudes like affection,jealousy,attention,rivalry,heart-break etc.
Why do we love?
'Someone loves first while the other loves more'. If you love first it's either because of appearance,physical qualities, living/social status or it's simply magical. If you are the recipient of love you Love back because you have been programmed to, naturally love the individual or to appreciate the persons' efforts.
In some special cases you get to LOVE whom dis-flowered you. Please have a genuine reason to love,it's a mess to LOVE stupidly and reciprocate some love
When do we love?
anytime and every time
What to do when in love?
You try as much as you can to be yourself and give back the same amount of love you receive. Under no circumstance should you lie,stay true to your words no matter how hard it is even if against all odds. The worst of it is not to lie and not mention anything,a right minded person tend to understand feelings due to manner of approach.
All can't be said as love surrounds our existence,it's not the reason we live,an avenue to make/earn money nor the purpose of our being but it's essential,a necessity that can't be dogged.
                                      Bolakale Akanbi.                                   

D'banj Ends The Year With 2015 Porsche Car As A Gift From Slot

Adding this to his fleet of cars? It's so cool

CHECK OUT OLAMIDE 'BADDO' AND SON IN CUTE SELFIE

Nigerian rapper and singer Olamide shared this picture on instagram with his cute kid Milliano.He looks a real family man doesn't he?.Seems like yesterday when the kid was born.Kid is really cute tho

Don Jazzy's Funny Reaction To Davido's Baby Mama Drama

Don Jazzy reacts to the Davido baby mama drama by tweeting the above tweets when a fan asked if he could get her pregnant and pay her 300k per month, lol. Read more tweets below: