English FA Ban Suarez From Playing In The English Premier League..See Why

Breaking News reaching us indicate that
Liverpool superstar, luiz Suarez has been banned
from English football for crimes against Her
Majesty’s football team at the on going FIFA
world cup in Brazil.
The FA in a written statement on Friday morning
said, “the FA has come to the conclusion that
footballing outlaw, Suarez has insulted her
Majesty and caused physical and mental pain for
its citizens by scoring 2 goals against Her
Majesty’s football team” ” In this regard, he will be banned indefinitely
from playing for any team in England as
punishment for his crimes against the Queen”.
Liverpool says they will appeal the ban and make
Suarez prostrate for the Queen if possible in
order to appease England. Other teams such as
Madrid and PSG have been on standby and are
closely monitoring the situation. This is the news we got earlier today.